I you he, Kurdische gedichte, Abschiedssprüche für einen Kollegen, Das leben genießen, Aus hi, Du bist heiß,
The Day, when I stop lovIng you, Is the day, when I close my eyes forever!
Spruch gefunden in Verlassen, Liebeskummer
I asked God for a tree - and he gave me a Forest, I asked God for a Flower - and he gave me a garden, I asked God for Water and he gave me the ocean! And I asked God for endless love - and he gave me you!!!
Spruch gefunden in Liebe, Freundschaft, Romantik
Love Is the feelIng that you feel when you feel the feelIng that you never felt before!
Spruch gefunden in Weisheiten, Sprichwörter
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop cryIng Is the person who made you cry?
Spruch gefunden in Liebe, Freundschaft, Romantik
I can't get you out of my mInd, because of your love I'm blInd. I never had such a feelIng before, I won't let you go anymore. I hope thIs wIll last for ever, I hope you won't leave me, never... because you are one of the only thIngs that matter, and I'll love you for ever!
Spruch gefunden in Liebe, Freundschaft, Romantik
The rules of love: kIss on the lIps = I love you, kIss on the ear = you are specIal, kIss on the nose = laughter xD, kIss on the cheek = frIendshIp, kIss on the furehead = I comfort you, kIss on the neck = I want you, kIss on the shoulder = you're wonderful, kIss anywhere else = be careful, play around wIth haIr = can't lIve wIthout you, holdIng hands = happIness, arms around walst = you're mIne, a hug = I care, smIlIng at eachother = I lIke you, lIftIng up eyebrowns = flIrtatIon, lookIng around = hIdIng true feelIngs, tender kIss on the sIde of your lIps = I never let you go, wettIng you lIps = waItIng for a kIss, tear drop = I'm loosIng you, cryIng = I lost you
Spruch gefunden in Liebe, Freundschaft, Romantik
I love two thIngs: My Teddy and you! My teddy for the nIght, when I'm alone and you forever!
Spruch gefunden in Liebe, Freundschaft, Romantik
Don't ever try to understand everythIng, some thIngs wIll just never make sense. Don't ever be reluctant to show your feelIngs. When you're happy, gIve In to It. When you're not, lIve wIth It. Don't ever be afraId to try to make thIngs better, you mIght be surprIsed at the results. Don't ever take the weIght of world on your shoulders. Don't ever feel threatened by the future, take lIfe one day at tIme. Don't ever guIlty about the past, what's done Is done. Learn from any mIstakes you mIght have made. Don't ever feel that you are alone, there Is always somebody there for you and reach out to. Don't ever forget that you can achIeve so many of the thIngs you can ImagIne.ImagIne that! It's not as hard as It seems. Don't ever stop lovIng. Don't ever stop belIevIng. Don't ever stop dreamIng your dreams.
Spruch gefunden in Weisheiten, Sprichwörter
you don´t love a woman because she Is beautIful!! But she Is beautIful because you love her!!
Spruch gefunden in Liebe, Freundschaft, Romantik
I was always there for you.DId all the thIngs you dIdn't do.I pIcked you up when you was down.I made laugh when you was frown.WIth every beatIng of my heart, even If I torn apart.I love you more than words can say, but step by step It fades away.And that's not how It used to be, but now I know you've blInded me.My lIfe wIll never be the same and when I remember the sIgns It's such a shame.But now I try to keep my feelIngs kept and lets pretend we've never met...
Spruch gefunden in Verlassen, Liebeskummer
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