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The rules of love: kiss on the lips = i love you, kiss on the ear = you are special, kiss on the nose = laughter xD, kiss on the cheek = friendship, kiss on the furehead = i comfort you, kiss on the neck = i want you, kiss on the shoulder = you're wonderful, kiss anywhere else = be careful, play around with hair = can't live without you, holding hands = happiness, arms around walst = you're mine, a hug = i care, smiling at eachother = i like you, lifting up eyebrowns = flirtation, looking around = hiding true feelings, tender kiss on the side of your lips = i never let you go, wetting you lips = waiting for a kiss, tear drop = i'm loosing you, crying = i lost you
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i just want that one guy who will make everything seem right , when he asks me " whats wrong ?! " and i say " its a long story " he'll be like " babe , i got all night "
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One day, you're going to wake up and realize how much you care about me and when that day comes i'll be waking up with THE GUY that already knew.
Spruch gefunden in Liebe, Freundschaft, Romantik
We were given 2 hands to hold 2 legs to walk 2 eyes to see 2 ears to listen But why only ONE heart? Because the other one was given to someone for us to find!
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Das Leben schreibt die interessantesten Geschichten, aber die Liebe hat die schönste Handschrift dazu.
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